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that's an acceptable place to lick
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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