just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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