Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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