Her vagina should come with caution tape.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Acid is not a monday night drug
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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