I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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