Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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