return my video game
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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