It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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