So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Randomize
