sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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