Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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