fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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