every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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