does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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