You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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