operation harelip BJ is a go
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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