I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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