This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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