He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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