Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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