Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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