just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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