Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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