How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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