Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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