I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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