I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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