Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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