Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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