So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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