butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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