We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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