What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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