What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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