Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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