is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
