Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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