Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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