don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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