You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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