idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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