a queef is a wish your heart makes.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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