She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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