id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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