At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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