Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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