I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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