Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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