she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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