just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I know her cup size but not her name....
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