But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
the gays at disneyland are vicious
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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