I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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