I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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