The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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