He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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