I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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