Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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