Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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