I got her a Nickelback box set.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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