Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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